Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Anti Joke

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