- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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