- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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