- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

WILLY

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

whats long and black on a black guy slavery

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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