If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Please don't shoot me

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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