How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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I read the terms of service.

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So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Anti Joke

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