- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Dwarf Shortage

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Pickle

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Lindsay Lohan

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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