- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

An epileptic man attends a rave.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter, he won't come.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the rest of the kids during recess? Tiffany is a pencil.

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