- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

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