- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

So, a Hispanic, Jewish, Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "Aren't you tired of this?"

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Asians.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

how do you stop santa from laughing? snap his neck.

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

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