- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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