- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

At 1:00AM, an old man is woken up by a knocking on the door. 'Knock knock' 'Who's there' 'An orange' The man opens the door to find a talking orange on his doorstep. The man remembers he has Schizophrenia and goes back to sleep.

Psychics.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

So, this joke isn't funny.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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