- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Bob Saget

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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