A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

One, two, three, four and five

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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