- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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