Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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what are you mike bibby?

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Ring Ring Hello? Click

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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Anti Joke

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