what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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That's illegal What? Your mom

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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Knock Knock. Not home.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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Anti Joke

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