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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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