- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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