- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Balls

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Robin, get in the car, please.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

A black man walks out of a police station

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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