- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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