Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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