- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

how much fish could a chicken

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

I'm so punny.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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