- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Guest what in the butt

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What ticks and makes a very loud noise? the bed

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Women's Rights

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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