Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

How do you scare a black man? You dont

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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