- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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