Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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