After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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