Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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SHUT UP JP

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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