- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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