- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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