What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What is the difference?

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

a man makes a bad joke

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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