- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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