Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Anti Joke

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