The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

What did the teacher do? He taught.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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