What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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