- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

God is real.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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