Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

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