- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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