- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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