- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

if got a joke if fogot it

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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