- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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