- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Haha, I get it..

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Racial Equality

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out all the W&Ws

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the cat cross the road? he wanted to be a docter.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Robin, get in the car!

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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