- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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