- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

I asked her where you were.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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