How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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