- Anti Joke

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I