Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Let them think that you are insane, vulnerable, and they wont bother leaking a lot of shit about you, this "shit info" will remain inaccurate and reveal weaknesses where there is none. I had to draw them away from you, but as soon as he began selling Intel regarding my missing eye, I figure our "not so friends in the unknown" would have eventually begun searching for "The one eyed man" among you. And had they not found one, they might just as likely made it seem as if there was one for the money. None of the thugs sent to attack me nor the "Nero decoys" where professionals, but those behind them sure are, considering that they paid these thugs more than what I make during a year. Gotta go pretty girl, hope we meet again in not so long. Moral: This is all a joke, get over it, Moral has left forever, mission complete.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

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