1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

WOw you have no life

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

I am a mime

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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