- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

what's up? my penis.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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