- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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