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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Mooses

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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