- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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