And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

You know what's funny? A well told joke

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Justin Bieber.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

What is 9+10? 19

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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