I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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38 studio's new game... Finance City

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Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Where's the soap?

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Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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