- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

why are balck people black because they are

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Please don't shoot me

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

no really what are ur names?

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