What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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I'm gay Mr Goodwin

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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Your're racist.

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How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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