- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Why did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Because you touch yourself at night

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

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