Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

A women left the kitchen.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why so serious ?

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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