- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

dallen loves penis

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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