If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

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What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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I love you

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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Bob Saget

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Anti Joke

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