- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

A baby seal walks into a club.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

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