- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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