- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

James Patrick Campbell

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

I am dyslexic

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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