- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

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Hey man. what? squidbillies.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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