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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

How old are you? 7

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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