- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Hail Hitler

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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