- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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