- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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