- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Asian women drivers...

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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