Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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There was a little boy (Jewish edition) Saten: Look father, my silk vestments make me look so much more fabulous than you! Gad: Oh! Hawt sweetie! But not as pretty as my dress... Err I mean "silks"... Anyway you are no longer my son! Which means we can do you know what ;) Saten: Hmpf! I am feel disappoint in of your dress! Gad: ITS SILKS! just *basically* a dress... Oh my gawd! You refuse to give it to your "daddy" ;) You are losar ant not gonna get to hang around this club anymore! Saten: OMFG you are so enrage! You are liek not classy or flamboyant at all anymore, sorry pimp "daddy" :/ Imma leavin! And btw Adam my secret lover has such a bigger wienersnitzel anyways, and he is totally eating my fruits if you know what I mean ;) Gad: Oh me so jelez I am completelay going to panish him! I am throwing him out of Paradise and he will only be abley to get children with women now, lulz I am liek so evel. Saten: OMG WEMEN! UR LIEK ZO EVEL! What u goin to do next huh? Forbid Sodomy? Omg tat would be so mean :(... Moral: "NEVER WEAR A FINER SILKS THAN GAD!"...Well, it starts with two flamboyant faggots fighting over who has the "prettiest silk vestments" (basically dresses)... The rest kinda kinda figures.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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my penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Andoni was here

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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