Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Anyone can post anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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