What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Your adopted

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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