- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

An Asian with a big dick.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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