- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Yellow People !!

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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