- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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