- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

whats worse than a baby in a bathtub? its dead. Whats worse than that? its in a clown suit. Whats worse than that? The baby had down syndrome.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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