Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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This sentance contains three errers

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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hextech crafting too opieop

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Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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a man checks his mypsace

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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