Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Roses are dead Violets are too Were all gonna die So are you.

What fires shots? A gun

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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