- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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taking out the trash... at night

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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