What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

binladin walks into the american seals

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock Knock Who's there

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Your moms so old. She might die soon

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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