Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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A: what did one apple say to the other apple. B: Nothing apples cant talk

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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See now, that is because you consider yourself my submissive on a both concious and subconcious level, your body and mind wants me to take care of you. I could say it is because I read minds, but why read minds, when I can create them, why read the future, when you can create it. Finally, lets take a look into the word, nerve endings yes? Not nerve endings baby, its called Suggestion. But seriously though, lets put the word nerve endings on top of the word suggestions again there. Nerve endings, did I mention it works on your butt too? You see, usually you would say no, but you do know that now that I am your master, you do and enjoy as I say? See you baby. Moral: "Feel the grove, I control the way you move"

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Justin's life

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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