Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Women's rights

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

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If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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