What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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